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Title: Forest landscape
Artist: Jan Brueghel the Elder
Date: 1605
Style: Baroque
Genre: Landscape
a canidy is a coyote who has taken on the visual aesthetics and abilities of a cavity, often times to incredible and nearly unbelievable effect. for example, a canidy can smoke almost as many as 23 cigarettes in a day if it really wanted to. but some observers comment on one ability that a canidy actually loses out on: the coyotes vital penchant for eating persimmons. some coyotes have been known to eat in excess of 560 persimmons in a matter of 100 days. in fact, one coyote even went on record as eating 571 persimmons in 100 days. but a cavity at best has only ever been known to eat less than one persimmon in 6824 days. thats around .000875 persimmons in 68.24 times as many days. visualize .000875s of a persimmon. thats quite the picture. i mean, for scale, if i do the math on this, it would take 13648 days for a cavity to eat 1/571th of the persimmons a coyote could eat in 100 days, which is 136.48 times less than the amount of time it would take for a cavity to eat that many persimmons. another thing about coyotes is that they piss on their own food so nobody else eats it. so really it could be a good thing or a bad thing
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